There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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