what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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