Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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