you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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