sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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