you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was like his penis was on wheels.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
