And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize