He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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