if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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