I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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