I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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