People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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