i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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