did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This toilet bowl is my home.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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