Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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