her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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