you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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