I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
