So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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