a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
