You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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