whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've blown a few things in my day
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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