I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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