Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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