im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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