So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its not stalking. its research.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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