literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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