if you like me you must not know who I am
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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