Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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