Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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