I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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