just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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