How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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