Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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