Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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