The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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