So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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