I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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