So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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