about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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