Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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