was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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