? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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