the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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