Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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