I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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