Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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