Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
