eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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