then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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