College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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