ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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