He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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