She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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