I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
