But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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