my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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