The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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