I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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